Keith Urban Loves All The Idol Bitch Fighting
Some thought that Keith Urban was going to throw himself off the wagon and dive directly into a mountain of mind-numbing cocaine after he was literally caught in the middle of a diva bitch brawl...
View ArticleWould You Hit It?
As his ice block of a wife shot scenes as Grace Kelly with Milo Ventimiglia for Grace of Monaco, Keith Urban wrapped his huevos in Spandex to go swimming in the pool of his hotel. It's nice knowing...
View ArticleWho Wore It Better?
I know, Dover's bloomin' arse should wet fart on me for even asking that question. For whatever reason, Nicole Kidman kept Halloween going by putting on a short, Dollar Tree version of the hot outfit...
View ArticleWhat In Pompadour Mullet Hell?
The universe already has one David Bowie, and when we needed another David Bowie we were given Tilda Swinton, but we don't need anymore David Bowies. January Jones needs to know this, because almost...
View ArticleNicole Kidman Doesn't Use Botox Anymore
Nicole Kidman's forehead is an icy tundra of zero emotions and if you stare at it long enough you expect to see a hungry polar bear roaming across it as it looks for food. Global warming is no match...
View ArticleSo I Guess Nicole Kidman Is Jealous Of Naomi Watts Now
Here's Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts looking like the grown up and more plastic version of the Big Sister Little Sister dolls at Producers Guild Awards over a week ago and they look friendly-ish to me....
View ArticleNaomi Watts Doesn't Want To Look Like An Ice Cube-Faced Freak
Naomi Watts tells Australia's Good Health Magazine (via E!) that even though she's not completely shaking her head no to the idea of getting her face pulled, plucked and tucked, she thinks doing so...
View ArticleCruella de Stone And Other Tricks At Last Night's WHCD
It really isn't a Hollywood event until Sharon Stone shows up looking like she just skinned an animal alive before throwing its pelt onto her shoulders. Where was Goopy's stylist with a pube-shaving...
View ArticleNicole Kidman And Keith Urban Put On A PDA Show At Cannes
If you're still hungover and didn't read the headline, you're probably wondering why I posted a picture from 2004 of Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres. These two peroxide-haired beauties aren't...
View ArticleLike A Snow-Covered Block Of Ice Wrapped In A Lace Doily...
My abuelita just wants to grab Nicole Kidman, lay down on a bathtub and take a shower while standing on top of her. Because the pattern of Nicole's dress is the same pattern as one of my abuelita's old...
View ArticleNicole Kidman And Keith Urban Ran Into Her Ex-Piece At The CMT Music Awards...
Nicole Kidman might be saying, "yes, whore, I've had both of those hos," with her face, but her facial expression pretty much always looks like that since it takes a blow dryer set on high and several...
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